Hello there, I''m sure you''ve reviewed my resume and application. I''m an expert at being a dog. In fact, in my old position I was paw-moted to top dog. It''s technical title, but trust me it''s important. I''m ready to start a new career with your family. See I need to learn a few manners to boost my resume, but I''m sure you''re the home to do it with. Whatya say? Are you ready to adopt?