Know what my favorite part of football season is? Nachos. No... ribs. No... onion dip. Know what my least favorite part of football season is? When people say that I look like a football with floppy ears. Yes, I get it. I am on the chubby side, but, I am a red blooded American, and I love all things with calories. Is that so wrong? I didn''t think so. I am playful and cheerful, though I have to admit, I am a little nervous about being here. I lived in one home for my entire life, but I got a little too cozy with the chickens, so here I am. So, if you don''t have chickens, but you do have nachos, please come get me out of here!