The tweet that proves dinosaurs were really scary.
Anyone who thinks dinosaurs look stupid with feathers clearly hasn’t been attacked by a large irate parrot before.
Brighem (@Brigpodpod) January 20, 2016
Our new favorite parrot joke.
ME: The man just ran in, took the parrot & ran out COP: Did he even say anything? M: No C: Strange M: Not really. He’s not a talkative bird
Jon (@ArfMeasures) January 19, 2016
The one hybrid we could get behind?
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
Marie Diaz (@MarieMaMarieMa) January 10, 2016
The problem with telling a parrot to shut up repeatedly is that she eventually tells you to shut up right back.
Dristy (@Dristerrrr) January 10, 2016
Are parrots questioning their existence too?
My parrot just screamed “WHAT AM I?” at me and I fear he may be having an existential crisis.
PLANT BOY (@vegdaddy) January 15, 2016
For the people that hate a certain word.
Sorry I taught your parrot the word “moist”
Awescar (@awescar) January 12, 2016
A feeling everyone can relate to when your parrot goes quiet.
Where the fuck is my parrot?
Ryan Cook (@RyanCook__) January 10, 2016