A Cat Named Limberbutt McCubbins Is Running For President

A house cat in Kentucky is running for U.S. President. And he's a Demo-Cat! Look out, Hillary.

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"Together, we cat." Via Limberbutt 2016/Facebook
"Together, we cat." Via Limberbutt 2016/Facebook

For those of you on the fence about who to vote for in the 2016 election, consider candidate McCubbins. Oh, by the way, he’s a cat.

Yes, that’s right. A 5-year-old neutered male cat named Limberbutt McCubbins from Kentucky has filed paperwork with the Federal Election Commission to run for President of the United States, The Huffington Post reports.

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McCubbins is registered as a Democrat, even though his campaign literature describes him as a “Demo-Cat.”

And his campaign slogan is also quite magnificent: “Together, we cat.” Brilliant.

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“We are not taking donations at this time,” 17-year-old Isaac Weiss, one of McCubbins’ two campaign managers, told The Huffington Post. “If we later decided to take them, they will most likely be forwarded to the Humane Society or another organization for animals.”

So in 2016, vote McCubbins!

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