Man Gives His Pet Fish A Proper Viking Funeral Because His Fish Deserved It

Peeping Tom the Zebrafish sets off to the afterworld on the SS Boobies.

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Imgur user Chilly911’s father built Tom a Viking ship complete with funeral pyre. Via Chilly911/Imgur
Imgur user Chilly911’s father built Tom a Viking ship complete with funeral pyre. Via Chilly911/Imgur
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Peeping Tom spent his fish life in a bowl in Imgur user Chilly911’s bathroom where he enjoyed the natural light of the sun that came through the window, and the natural beauties that walked through the door. He was a happy Zebrafish, living his life, watching folks do their bathroom business.

Then one day Chilly911’s dad moved Peeping Tom away from the life-giving sunlight that he had specifically told his dad to keep the warrior fish in. Peeping Tom died as a result, so in honor of his companion’s valiant life watching over the bathroom, and the folks who used it, Chilly911 gave him a Viking funeral, complete with a Viking ship and a send-off.
 

Peeping Tom died an untimely death, so his friend decided to give him a Viking funeral. Via Chilly911/Imgur

Peeping Tom died an untimely death, so his friend decided to give him a Viking funeral. Via Chilly911/Imgur

Chilly911’s dad, out of remorse (more likely he liked to build stuff) built a Viking ship out of wood and added a paper sail complete with graphics to ensure a safe voyage to the fish afterworld. A Viking troll was added to ward off enemies.
 

A sail was added to the ship as well as a protector. Via Chilly911/Imgur

A sail was added to the ship as well as a protector. Via Chilly911/Imgur

The ship was christened the SS Boobies because, according to Chilly911, Peeping Tom loved watching people, especially women, shower. Indeed, the fish lived 6 1/2 years, so maybe the fish had strong feelings about life.

After Chilly911’s dad attached the mast, he then laid a pyre made of matchsticks in the hull of the ship. Peeping Tom was laid on top of the pyre and then covered with more matchsticks to ensure a good burning.
 

Tom is covered. Via Chilly911/Imgur

Tom is covered. Via Chilly911/Imgur

Peeping Tom was then brought to a drainage ditch, and the little Viking zebrafish was then set afloat and afire in a proper Viking funeral.
 

The ship is set afloat and set afire. Bye Peeping Tom. You peeped well. Via Chilly911/Imgur

Peeping Tom sets sail to Valhalla. Bye, Peeping Tom. You peeped well. Via Chilly911/Imgur

Goodbye, Peeping Tom. You will be missed in the bathroom.

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  • pretty darn funny

    Tracy Lee May 30, 2016 11:13 pm Reply

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