The newest animal Internet star looks like a bear, but she isn’t at all.
Tonkey is a Chinese Shar-Pei with a giant, sweet face. And while she might have a bearlike coat, she is not an actual bear. Tonkey lives in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and her parents share her everyday antics on Facebook and Instagram.
UrbanDictionary.com’s top definition of “Smooshy-Mushy”: . . “It is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard. e.g. The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it’s better than yours; I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.” . . 🐻 🙋🙎🙎🙌🙋🙎🙋🙎🙌🙋
Her Tonkeygrams have been dominating the ’gram, as she now has more than 41,000 followers.
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Tonkey is a giant ball of fluff and she’s still growing. Tonkey is still a puppy, so by the time she reaches full adulthood, she’ll probably have her own reality show — at least that’s my guess.
Keep your fingers crossed!