Top 10 Prank Phone Calls Cats Would Make

You know they would if they could. Find the most fun prank phone calls cats want to make.

You know they would if they could. Find the most fun prank phone calls cats want to make.

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Oh, the days of prank phone calls. I remember making innocent calls during sleepovers when I was a kid. “Is your refrigerator running?” was a classic, but we also did our best to confuse and alarm the people on the other end of the line – especially if they were our unknowing friends.

Cats are pretty silly, and I think they’d make prank phone calls if they could. So, go with me on this one – we’re going to a place where cats can talk, make phone calls … and have sleepovers, of course.

Here are the top 10 prank phone calls cats would make to unsuspecting cats or humans.

10. The Alien
“Hello, this is an alien calling.”
“What? An alien?”
“That’s right, an alien.”
“What do you want?”
“Take me to your litter.”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

9. The Vet Appointments
“Hello, this is Mrs. Harrison and I’d like to make several appointments.”
“OK, who are the appointments for?”
“Six cats: Marshmallow, Peanut, Mr. Socks, Slim, Fluffy and Grape Jelly.”
“Um, those are a lot of cats.”
“Yes, and they and they all need shots, every kind you have. And also rectal exams.”
“Is this a joke?”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

8. Phone Line Testing
“Hello, Tigger, this is the phone company, and there’s been some problems reported in your area.”
“OK. What do you need me to do?”
“We need to test the quality of the phone line, so I’ll need to to repeat a few things.”
“OK.”
“First say, “I like to kiss dogs.”
“I like to kiss dogs.”
“Great. Now say, “I’m scared of laundry baskets.”
“I’m scared … what? Is this some kind of prank? Who is this?”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

7. Litter Inspector
“Hello, Mr. Cupcake, this is the litter inspector.”
“May I help you?”
“I’m calling to let you know I’ll be swinging by to check the quality of your litter clumps.”
“Oh?”
“Yes. They must be perfectly covered and each clump must be no wider than 4 inches.”
“Really?”
“Yes, There will be a fine of ten cans of Fancy Feast if I find any infractions. I’ll be there in 5 minutes.”
“But, wait …”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

6. Box Delivery
“Hi, Miss Kitty. This is the box delivery service, and I’m calling to inform you of a delivery.”
“A box? I can’t wait! When will it be here?”
“It should arrive sometime between 8 AM and 5 PM, and you MUST be awake in order to receive it. No sleeping between 8 and 5.”
“Really? I can’t nap at all?”
“Not if you want this box.”
“I really do want the box!”
“Then plan on staying up all day. Goodbye.”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

5. The Holden
“Hi, are you Holden?”
“No I’m not”
“I was told you were Holden … Holdin’ Catnip.”
“Why I oughta …”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

4. Neuter
“Yes, Mr. Butterscotch, I’’m calling to confirm your appointment for a neuter tomorrow morning.”
“What? I was neutered a long time ago!
“Not according to our records.”
“Well, I want to speak to a manager!”
“We’ll see you at 8 AM tomorrow, Mr. Butterscotch. Plan on staying all day.”
“Wait!”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

3. 9 Lives
“Hello, do you have 9 Lives in a can?”
“Yes I do.
“Well, you better let them out – you’re gonna need them!”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

2. Water fountain
“Hi. I’m calling to see if your water fountain is running.”
“Yes it is.”
“Well, you better catch it!”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

And the No. 1 prank call cats would make is … drumroll, please!
1. Food delivery
“Hi, Pet Food Store? I need to place an order for delivery.”
“OK, what do you need?”
“A pallet of your best canned food.”
“A whole pallet?”
“That’s right! Of the best food you’ve got!”
“Is this some kind of joke?”

Hang up, lots of giggling.

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