Top 5 Professions on Guinea Pigs’ Résumés

Have you seen your guinea pig’s LinkedIn page? See what might be on it.

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Guinea pigs make excellent flower arrangers. Pezibear/Pixabay
Guinea pigs make excellent flower arrangers. Pezibear/Pixabay
Cari Jorgensen

If you look at the résumés of most guinea pigs, the jobs you’ll often find on there often include Hay Tester and Certified Popcorner. But there are some guinea pigs who have much more extensive job histories. Check out five of the top guinea pig careers.

1. Farmer

How do you think they know which fruits and veggies are best for them? Via RSPCA WOAW/Flickr

How do you think they know which fruits and veggies are best for them? Via RSPCA WOAW/Flickr

2. Babysitter

We all know children love them. This is why. Via PowderPhotography/Flickr

We all know children love them. This is why. Via PowderPhotography/Flickr

3. Superhero Sidekick

Because all superheroes need sidekicks. Via Jason Ternus/Flickr

Because all superheroes need sidekicks. Via Jason Ternus/Flickr

4. Guard

”I must keep an eye out. The FedEx truck was spotted again. Contents of the package may not be guinea pig friendly.” Via Giulia van Pelt/Flickr

”I must keep an eye out. The FedEx truck was spotted again. Contents of the package may not be guinea pig friendly.” Via Giulia van Pelt/Flickr

5. Musician

He started out doing Nirvana and Pearl Jam covers before making his own music. Via Rachel.Adams/Flickr

He started out doing Nirvana and Pearl Jam covers before making his own music. Via Rachel.Adams/Flickr

What job do you think is on your guinea pig’s résumé?

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